Showing posts with label Bionic Woman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bionic Woman. Show all posts

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Weekend Rant - Start your engines...

This week heralds the main part of the Fall TV launch, and I can hardly wait to see a few of my favorite shows starting up this week. The Watch List will be filling up more and more each evening and this year things are well prepared at Couch Potato Central. Recent system upgrades mean that there is now a PVR for each satellite (yup, both of them) and with several different time zones there is less of a chance of missing something. This also means that a bad show will not last for long on the Watch List. There are just too many shows and simply not enough hours to watch everything, and only those shows that are truly well written and entertaining enough (an easy way to slip in those Guilty Pleasures that may be less cerebral but have their endearing qualities none the less) will be regular viewing.

The Big Bang Theory will be back on Monday, and it's the first new comedy in the past few years that I have really grabbed on to. It must be all the nerd references but I find the characters funny and charming in the oddest way, and love the smart side of their comedy. The best news is that Sarah Gilbert will be a regular character and I have loved her chemistry with Johnny Galecki since they were together on Roseanne. It's always a trip to see some actors work together again, especially when they have great chemistry together.

Heroes will also be returning this Monday for a big 2 hour event and it should be some fun viewing. I am hoping for some more Elle this season, she was truly one of the best things about last year. I am eager to see how some of the characters will survive their apparent demises. .. time will tell ( or will that be travelling in time?) the fate of some of our characters but I am pretty stoked about the whole Villains storyline coming up.

Dancing with the Stars will be back in a 3 night event, which should be lots of fun and games. ABC is really going full force with this show and staggering the opening over 3 nights is a pretty big thing... it will make for a lot of late nights this week as each night is getting pretty full and not all the shows are back yet. I am stunned that Cloris Leachman is one of the contestants, and am eager to see how some of these "Stars" will do in the first couple of rounds. The best news is that Maks is back after being off last season and he is one of my favorite dancers to watch.

So you think you can dance? Canada will be back (it appears that the big premieres of all the shows are delaying the competition part until after the rush) a the beginning of October and almost all of my regular shows will be back on. The auditions were great, and I may be jaded but the Montréal dancers were definitely the hottest ones there. The Judges were in awe with all the circus influenced movement and now I can hardly wait to see who will make it out of the second part of the auditions. The talent pool is quite bit different here than in the US.

I will check out Knight Rider, but if it is anywhere near as crappy as the TV movie then I am officially calling it this year's Bionic Woman... which most of you know is not a compliment. NBC doesn't have a great track record with remakes and I have the feeling this will be another one of them. Let's see if they can prove me wrong.

Survivor is back and this season it's in HD. I love that they are back in Africa again, and am hoping this will be better than the Kenya edition. The HD might be a mixed blessing... sure the countryside will be gorgeous but you know how skinny some of those contestants get as the game progresses not to forget about how dirty it is... this could be interesting but I could be setting myself up for a good fright ... or if I luck out some kind of delight... with this show you never know but just the thought of a gross food challenge in HD is just so wrong ... they will have to do it for sure now. It's a great study in human interaction and I love seeing how it plays out and trying to figure out the winner and who is playing the best social game.

Fringe is hanging on by a thread at this point... I will give it one more episode but there are other fish in the sea and unless I start getting more interested (the last episode just bored me to death) I don't think it will last long. Our Mad Scientist is a big yawn-fest, Boy Wonder is just as boring and our lead character Olivia just doesn't catch my interest. Our trio is referred to as the unlikely team and I think it is unlikely they will last a complete season at this point and time. The unbalanced story line in the last episode and the mention of something called The Pattern has me worried about another Rambaldi mess and I am not sure I want to add another complex story to my schedule. This means it sorry JJ Abrams, but not everything you touch is gold and this one misses the mark with me ... it may have been that there was way too much hype and it didn't live up to all those expectations, or maybe I am just not willing to invest in to something that will be long in developing when I have other well written shows that I would rather see developing further like Lost and Battlestar Galactica.

Friday, November 30, 2007

Bionic Woman - Do Not Disturb

So if the rumor mill is correct, this is probably the last episode of the series.... and all I can really say is that I am not surprised. They just have not been able to get any decent stories or make the characters interesting enough that people want to watch. Let's take a look at the last episode just to see why...

Jamie and gang do a bit of wake for Antonio (good riddance), lots of awkward moments and Jamie is all bummed.

Jamie uses her bionics in public to stop dude on a motorcycle, the special effects are most unspecial.

Jonas shows up at her apartment with whiney sister... more blah blah and they are sent off to deliver briefcase and take some time off.

Stupid code words about the A Team with junkie contact/assassin.... said ass then ODs in the same hotel and Jamie has to check things out.

Irritating sister meets guy, Jamie finds out she is supposed to kill this guy's father as he is the evil terrorist selling nuclear technology. Since when is the Bionic Woman supposed to be a killer? more stupid writing and they wonder why the series is tanking...

Anyways is was just another terrible episode, the concepts and "re-invention" of the character are so far off the original concepts that it is no surprise it fails. Someone should take these writers out and shoot them. Rumor has it that Katee Sackhoff doesn't even want to return as the villain (smart move there) but I have a better idea, do a final team up, let Jamie be killed and the Sarah character can take over as a rogue agent, and she can take down and destroy the stupid Berkut group. Just a thought.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Bionic Woman - Trust Issues

Blah.


Another episode, and damn it not a sign of Sarah this week so nothing that interesting.


Basics of the episode:


See Jaime run, jump and run.


Interlude of crap with new boyfriend.


See Jaime run even more.


Wow Jaime ran and jumped up a building, and the special effects were terrible.


Isaac Washington's character Antonio gets killed off-- hooray!


Oh and yes NBC, I did notice you trying to subtly sneak some bionic sound effects into the background, but a little late no?

Sunday, November 11, 2007

MADtv version of Lesbionic Woman

Great minds think alike it seems... MADtv did a version of the Bionic Woman this week also and it was funny also in a different way... and how great that at MAD they kept the original sound effects which is something the crappy remake should have done.


This spoof was advertised last week, meaning it was developed around the same time as the version on AOTS. Even with the strike we get new MADtv which is a great thing.

Friday, November 09, 2007

Lesbionic Woman

This is a wayyyyyyyy better version than that one on NBC

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Bionic Woman- The List

After not having an episode last week (and sure that no one missed it), Jaime and gang are back this week in a storyline that has been done so many times that I wonder if the writers were already on strike when this was thought of. Seriously though, haven't they done this kind of storyline on every spy show that has been done so far?


The characters are still not doing it for me, the bionics are crap, the special effects are most UNspectacular and the storylines? sigh.... pretty sure we won't have any more episodes than the ones already done 'cause with viewers dropping each week I don't expect a full season pick up.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Bionic Woman

Sigh....

First episode with no bad ass Sarah, Jamie shows her British accent (and over uses it), bionics appear to be USELESS when fighting the bad guys and some nookie...

I am still not loving this show.. does NBC even care if it makes or breaks it?

Just a few suggestions: your 50 Million Dollar woman is supposed to have some kick ass technology built in... faster.. stronger...blah blah blah and she can't even take out the bad guys in one hit?? HUH? You might try some fun sound effect to pair with these remarkable abilities kinda like the original.. there is something to be said for the classics..

And one last thing-- Jamie works for some company kinda like Blackwater, above the law and not tied to red tape etc? This show is so missing the mark...

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Bionic Women

Another episode and I am still wayyyyyyy more intrigued by the OTHER bionic woman than the new Jaime Sommers... let's just face it, the Sarah character is way more interesting and probably won't even come close to enjoying an episode that she isn't in.


Last night had some Canadian princess ( I laughed at the "they have an army?" routine) which Jaime had to keep track of, some fun and games with some terrorists and learning how to hack bionics... and all the good stuff was courtesy of Sarah.


I will keep watching and see if Jaime can actually be interesting... kinda tough when you have such a great actress (her melt down scene was awesome) getting all of the best scenes, well except for the scene that mr homophobe got his ass kicked ....

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Bionic Woman - Paradise Lost

Sigh....

Hear me NBC... what the frick are you doing with this series? While I can understand you need to develop a character this show is just not doing it for me so far.... and I am probably one of the biggest geeks out there and can put up with a lot.

A few points:

1- Couldn't you atleast try to make an intro for the series that atleast paid hommage to the original series instead of this weird dancing behind a piece of frosted glass thing?

2- If you continue making the villain (Sarah) more interesting than the heroine (Jamie) then kill Jamie off and make it the Sarah show....

3- I don't like and don't want to see that homophobe Isaac Washington on TV. Seriously.

4- Why the hell did you kill of the Doctor?? stupid stupid stupid

5- Can you atleast try to make the storylines interesting?

At this rate the show will be cancelled before Christmas ...

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Bionic Woman Pilot

I am probably one of the biggest geeks out there, and have been itching to see this show since I heard about the remake ..... and I am not a very happy camper today.

The pilot was SLOW and plodding and ... you get the picture ....
It's a shame when the most interesting character is the villain (the First Bionic Woman, played by Katee Sackoff ) who completely stole the show and had the personality which the lead character never seemed to develop....

ARGHHHH! I'll give it a couple more episodes to see if it can get its bionic mojo on.